Mar 152012
 

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."
Steve Martin.

"My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects."
Les Dawson

"Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house."
Steven Seagal

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams

"Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde

"Ah, yes, divorce , from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams

Words of wisdom
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