A sixteen year old boy goes along to the chemists one day and asks for some condoms. The chemist says he looks very young for that kind of thing and asks what on earth wouldhe want with such things. The boy replies that he has been seeing a girl for a few weeksand things are starting to hot up and that night he is going to her parents house fordinner, and after dinner they are going up to her room where he is going to screw herevery style from missionary to doggy and back again. The chemist sells the boy the condoms and off he goes.
That night he rings on his girlfriends door and she answers, brings him into the diningroom where her parents are sitting at the table, immediatly the boy sits at the tableand buries his face in his hands and starts saying grace. 1 minute passes then 2, andfinally 5 minutes pass when the girlfriend leans over and whispers in his ear, "I didn’t know you were so religous"
The boy replies "I didn’t know your father was the chemist"