A guy who was about to be married shortly was having a discussion with his mate about hisbride-to-be. He said "I’m just not sure about Tracey you know, I mean she SAYS she is aVirgin and everything but I have these gnawing doubts which I can’t quite put my finger on".
His mate says "Well it’s a bit late now but at least you will know on your wedding night. If shecalls your wedding tackle a prick she is no virgin, but if she calls it a penis then she probably is".
The wedding night arrives and they are in the bridal suite. She is sitting brushing her hair andlooking into the mirror while he is getting undressed in the background. He spots her staring and says "What are you looking at darling?"
She blushes and says shyly "Er you sweethe art".
He replies "Anything in particular?"
She responds even more shyly "Well, actually I was looking at your. . . errm. . . . your penis".
He says "Oh, I am so glad you called it a penis and not a prick".
She answered "What, call that a prick? A prick is twice that size!"