Mar 152012
Two queers, Rupert and Quentin, are behind some bushes,
When all of a sudden Rupert shouts out as he is having terrible pains in his stomach
Quentin asks him “What’s the matter with you”
Ruperts says “I think I’m having a baby”
Quentin says “Don’t be stupid you can’t have a baby – you’re a man”
Rupert says “I can feel it moving around in my stomach”
All of a sudden Rupert has one almighty pain in his stomach so he pulls his trousers down and squats. There is a bloody mess everywhere as he pushes with all his might. When he is finally finished he looks down and shouts out at the top of his voice “I’ve had a baby. I can see its little arms and legs moving around”
Quentin comes over to take a look. .
“You dirty sod. You just shat on a frog”