Mar 152012
A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The bartender pourshim the drink and the guy drinks it down in one gulp.
"Wow", says the bartender, "Something bad musta happened"
"I came home early today, went up to the bedroom and there was my wifehaving sex with my best friend"
The bartender pours the dude another triple shot."This one’s on the house".
The guy gulps it down again. The bartender asks "Did you say anythingto your wife?"
The guy answers "Yea, I walked up to her, told her, "We’re through. ’’Pack your bag’s and get out, " I told her!"
"What about your friend?" asks the bartender.
"I looked him straight in the eye and said BAD DOG"