Mar 152012
Three nuns are walking down the street, when a man jumps out and flashes them.
The first nun has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke, the third one didn’t touch him.
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles.
First, one says to the other, "I’ve never come this way before."
Othe r nun says, "Neither have I. It’s probably the cobbles."
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put in it?
Wife:You wear briefs, don’t you?