A woman goes into an undertakers to make arrangements for her husband’s funeral. She tells the funeral director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He says, "Wouldn’t it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he’s wearing?" Butshe insists that it must be a blue suit and asks him to buy one.
When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and heis wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost. He says, "Actually, it didn’t cost anything. Thefunniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, andasked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a blacksuit. She said that was OK. So. . .
I switched the heads."