Mar 152012
After a night on the town, a young woman brought a new friend home for a late-night drink.
"You can’t make any noise, " she warned him."My parents are upstairs and if they find out they’ll kill us."
Things started getting heated on the sofa, but after a while alcohol got the better of the man."I have to. . . go" he said.
"Well you can’t go upstairs. The bathroom is right next to my parents" bedroom, " she replied."Use the kitchen sink."
So he dutifully retired to the kitchen. A few minutes later, he popped his head around the door and asked,
"Do you have any toilet paper, or should I just use a kitchen towel?"