Mar 152012
A middle aged man and woman meet, fall in love, and decide to get married. On their wedding night they settle into the bridal suite attheir hotel and the bride says to her new groom, "Please promise to begentle, . . . I’m still a virgin."
The startled groom says "How can that be? You’ve been married 3 timesbefore."
"Well you see it was this way: My first husband was apsychiatrist and allhe ever wanted to do was talk about it."
"My second husband was a gynaecologist and all he ever wantedto do was look at it."
"And my third husband was a stamp collector and all he everwanted to do was. . . God, I miss him!"