The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house onSaturday afternoon after a shopping trip. She was quite agitated, and proceeded to tell her husband about a certain shoe salesman who had been rude.
It seems she was sitting down while he helped her try on various shoes, andhappened to glance up and notice that she was not wearing any knickers. Without even thinking, he just blurted out, "If that thing was full of ice cream, I’d eat every bite."
Well, she was understandably insulted, and now wanted to know what herhusband was going to do about it.
The husband just sat there, watching football on TV, and grunted. The wifebecame hysterical, and insisted on knowing why he didn’t go down tothe shop and punch the rude salesman right in the nose.
"Well", the husband replied, "There are three reasons I won’tpunch that guy in the nose. First of all, you shouldn’t have even been shopping forshoes, since you have a whole wardrobe full of them. Secondly, you have no business going shopping with no knickers on. But most of all, I’m notgoing to punch anyone who’s big enough to eat that much ice cream!"