Mar 152012
Sophie and the Queen were talking shortly before the wedding when the Queen said " Now Sophie, I think it’s about time you and I talked aboutany problems you and Edward may have consummating the marriage"
"Oh, " said Sophie, "Everything’s all right really, except . . . . . ."
"Except what?" said the Queen, "don’t be embarrassed, I’ve heard it all before".
"Well, when I suck his dick and swallow, it tastes awful and gives me really bad heartburn."
"Have you tried Andrews?" asked the Queen
"Yes, but his tasted the same"