A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland.
When the man tells her it will be £30 She exclaims. ."I can’t afford that. . but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland !!!! "
To that the man asks "Anything"??
And the blonde says "yes. . Anything"!! With that, the man says "Follow me"
. . He walks into the next room and tells her "Come in and close the door". . She does!!
He then says "Get on your knees". . She does!!. .
He then says take down my zipper". . She does!!. . .
He then says "Go ahead. . . Take it out"
With that, she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands!!
The man then says "Well. . Go ahead"!!. . .
She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips. .
She says "HELLO, MUM"????