Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couplewas driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road indistress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve ofChristmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and histoys into their vehicle. Soon they were drivingalong delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deterioratedand the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had anaccident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
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Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one whoreally existed in the first place. Everyone knowsthere is no Santa Claus and there is no such thingas a perfect man.
**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
**** Men keep scrolling.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains whythere was a car accident.
By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re stillreading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen