Mar 152012
Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems.
The seventy-year old said, "Have I got a problem. Every morning I get up at 7:30 and have to take a p*ss but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour cause my pee barely trickles out."
"That’s nothing, " said the eighty-year old."Every morning at 8:30 I have to take a sh*t, but I have to sit on the crapper for hours because of my constipation. It’s terrible.
"You think you’ve got problems, " said the Ninety-year old. Every morning at 7:30 I p*ss like a racehorse, and at 8:30 I sh*t like a pig.""So what’s the problem?" ask the other two.
"I don’t wake up until 11:30 !!"