The French and the War on Iraq

What’s the difference between a Frenchman and a piece of toast?
You can make soldiers from a piece of toast

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
(Schwartzkopf)

"War without France would be like . . . uh . . . World War II."
(Tom Brokaw)

"It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us."
(don’t know)

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
(Marge Simpson)