Mar 152012
A lion in the London zoo was lying in the sun licking its @rse when a visitor turned to the keeper and said,
"That’s a docile old thing isn’t it?"
"No way, " said the keeper, "its the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a politician into the cage and completely devoured him."
"Hardly seems possible" said the astonished visitor, "but why is it lying there licking its @rse?"
"The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth."