Mar 152012
A man went to a doctor to have his dick enlarged. The particular procedure involved grafting a baby elephant’s trunk onto the end. Overjoyed, the man went out with his girlfriend to a very fancy restaurant.
After cocktails, the man’s prick crept out of his pants, felt around the table, grabbed a hard roll and quickly disappeared under the tablecloth.
The girl was startled and exclaimed, "What was that?"
Suddenly, the prick came back, took another hard roll and just as quickly disappeared.
The girl was silent for a moment, then finally said, "I don’t believe I saw what I think I just saw. . . can you do that again?"
With a bit of an uncomfortable smile the man replied, "I’d like to, but I don’t think my @rse can take another crusty roll !"