Taxi Mar 152012 A taxi driver dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter is at the pearly gates and asks the man what he wants. The taxi driver replies "I am here for Jesus". Saint Peter stands at the gates and shouts, "Jesus your taxi is here!" Taxi 0.00 / 5 5 1 / 5 2 / 5 3 / 5 4 / 5 5 / 5 0 votes, 0.00 avg. rating (0% score)