Mar 152012
Batman arranges a party and invites all the fashionable superheroes. He is particular friends with Superman, who, as the party reaches its peak, hasn’t turned up. The night goes on and Superman turns up as the last of the guests are leaving.
"So what happened, Superman?", asked Batman, upset that his closest acquaintencemissed the party.
"I was flying on my way. .", started Superman in a fluster, ". . . when I saw Wonderwoman lying naked in her back yard with her legs wide apart. I’ve always fancied her and guessed that she was expecting me. I dived down as fast as I could from 30, 000 feet to give her a goodrogering there and the n"
"I bet she was surprised", said Batman.
"Not half as surprised as the Invisible Man", replied Superman.