Dave the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur’s court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen’s voluptuousbreasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King’s chief doctor. Horatio the Physicianexclaimed that he could arrange for Dave the Dragon Slayer to satisfy hisdesire, but it would cost him 1, 000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Dave the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to have Horatio the Physician arrange it and that he would gladly pay the 1, 000 gold coinsfor the chance to satisfy his desires for the Queen.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder andpoured a little bit into the Queen’s massive brassiere while she was takinga bath. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatiothe Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, ifapplied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests hadshown that only the saliva of Dave the Dragon Slayer had present the antidote to cure the itch. King Arthur quickly summoned Dave the DragonSlayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Dave the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, andfor the next four hours, worked passionately on the Queen’s voluptuous andmagnificent breasts. The Queen’s itching was eventually relieved, and Davethe Dragon Slayer left satisfied and as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Dave the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1, 000 gold coins. With his obsession nowsatisfied, Dave the Dragon Slayer could not have cared less, and knowingthat Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King shooedhim away with no payment made.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the sameitching powder into King Arthur’s loincloth. King Arthur quickly summonedDave the Dragon Slayer. . .
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