Tom and Bert are sitting in hides about a hundred feet apart in the swamp with their guns. After a long period of no productivity, Bert yells over at Tom and says, "Hey bro give me a cigarette!"
Tom yells back, "If you you want one, paddle over here and get it!"So Bert proceeds to paddle over. . After he crawls up to get his cigarette, he asks to borrow Tom’s lighter, which is huge, and when he lights it, a yard long flame shoots out.
He asks, "Where did you get this damn fool lighter?"
"I got from a stupid genie, " says Tom."If you want to get a wish, I threw it over there in the weeds by that log."
Bert then goes over to the area pointed out to him and sure enough, there lies a brass lamp. He rubs the lamp and an old genie pops out.
"I am the genie of the lamp, I’ll grant you one wish."
"But aren’t I supposed to get 3 wishes, " says Bert.
The Genie replies, "Look, I’m old and tired, so you only get one wish, so make it good."
Bert thinks for a second and says, "I want a million bucks."
"It is done, " says the genie and disappears.
Suddenly ducks fill the sky like they have never seen, I mean everywhere!Bert is paddles back to tell Tom what happened but Tom replies simply,
"Where’d ya think I got this 15 inch BIC?"