Two couples were playing cards one evening.
One of the husbands, Jerry, accidentally dropped somecards on the floor. When he bent down under the tableto pick them up, he noticed that Ray’s wife Shaniqua, had her thighs spread wide, and she wasn’t wearing anyknickers! Shocked by this, Jerry, upon trying to sit upagain, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jerry went into the kitchen to get some refreshments. Shaniqua followed him and asked, "Did you see anything thatyou liked under the table?"
Surprised by her boldness, Jerry courageously admitted that, well, yes, he did. She said, "You can have it, but it will costyou £50." After taking a minute or two to assess the offer, Jerry admitted that he was indeed interested.
She told him that since her husband, Ray, works Friday afternoons and Jerry doesn’t, that Jerry should be at her house around 2:00 Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolls around, Jerry shows up at Ray’s house for sex with Ray’s wife at2:00 sharp, and after paying her the agreed upon £50, they go to her bedroom andhave fantastic sex, just as Shaniqua had promised. Afterwards, Jerry quickly dressesand leaves.
Ray returned home from work at 6:00. Upon entering the house and encountering his wife, he asked loudly, "Did Jerry come by with some money?"
With a lump in her throat, Ray’s wife answered, "Oh yeah, he did stop by here for afew minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when Ray asked, "And did he give you £50?"
In terror she assumed she’d somehow been rumbled, and after mustering up her best pokerface, she replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me £50"
Ray, with a satisfied look on his face, said, "Good, I was hoping so. He came to the office this morning and borrowed £50 and promised me he’d stop by this afternoon on hisway home and pay me back."