Mar 152012
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple whohad been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpynightgown, and whispered, "This guy hasn’t seen a woman inyears. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex withyou, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend onit!"
"I’m so relieved you feel that way." the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "He just told me he thinks you have a nice, tight @rse!"