A woman was very despondent over not having sex in quite some time. She was becoming agitated and worried that she might never find a mate. In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she decided that it was time to see a doctor. Looking through the phone book, she came upon a Chinese sex the rapist named Dr. Chang.
When the woman arrived, she told the doctor her symptoms, andhe said, "Take off all your crothe s and you crawl realfass away from me across the froor".
She crawled to the other side of the room andDr. Chang said, "Now. . . you crawl real fass back to me", and she did.
Dr. Chang shook his head and said, "you haf real bad case ofZachary Disease. . . . worse case I ever see!That why you haf sex probrem". The woman was completely confused and asked the doctor exactly whatZachary Disease was and he replied, "Zachary Disease. . . . that your face look ZACHARY like your ass!"