Mar 152012
A mortician was working late one night.
He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
"I’m sorry Mr. Schwartz, " the mortician commented, "I can’t allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity. ’
So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.
"I have to show you something you won’t believe, " he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.
"My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead?’