Mar 152012
When Ron first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.
But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches and Ron became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing, even walking, so he and his wife went to see a doctor.
After an initial examination, the doctor explained that, though rare, Ron’s condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.
"How long will Ron be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.
"Well, " said the wife coldly, "you’re gonna lengthen his legs, aren’t you?