Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar.
Woods turns to Wonder and says, "How is the singing career going?"
Stevie Wonder replies: "Not too bad! How’s the golf?"
Woods replies: "Not too bad, I’ve had some problems with my swing, but I think I’ve got that right now."
Stevie Wonder says: "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right.
And Woods says: "But, you’re blind. How can you play golf if you’re blind?"
Wonder replies: "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the balltowards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves tothe green or farthe r down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice."
"But, how do you putt?", asks Woods.
"Well, " says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to mewith his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice."
Woods says to Stevie: "We’ve got to play a round sometime."
Wonder replies: "Well, people don’t take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never playfor less than $10, 000 a hole."
Woods thinks about it and says, "OK, I’m game for that, when would you like to play?"
Stevie says, "Pick a night."