Mar 152012
The other day my dizzy blonde neighbour came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy. She said, "I have some really great news! I’m pregnant"
I knew she’d been trying for a while so I told her, "That’s great I couldn’t be happier for you!"
Then she said, "There’s more."
I asked, "What do you mean there’s more?"
She said, "Well, we’re not having just one baby. We’re going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.
"Well, that was the easy part" she said."I bought a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. . . . and. . . . Both tests came out positive!"