After days in the wilderness Paddy and Mick stumble into a bar inthe wild west and ask for two beers. Unfortunately they’ve got nomoney and the barman won’t give them credit. Just then a bloke walks inwith a Red Indian’s scalp on his belt. The barman shakes his head andsays, "I hate Indians. Last week the b@stards burnt my barn to the ground, raped my wife and killed my children. If any man brings methe scalp of a Red Indian I will give them 1, 000 dollars."
The two Irishmen look at each other and then go off to find a RedIndian. . .
later that day they see one, and Mick throws a stone which hits the Red Indian on the head. The Indian falls off his horse but lands70ft down a ravine. Paddy and Mick dash down into the ravine where Paddystarts scalping the Indian.
Suddenly Mick says, "Paddy look at this. . . ."
Paddy says, "In a minute."
"No, look at this. . . . , "says Mick.
"No, can’t ya see i’m fookin busy. . . . ."
Mick grabs hold of him and Paddy looks up and sees 5, 000 Indiansstanding at the top of the ravine.
"Fook me, " says Paddy, "we’re gonna be millionaires."