Notification to all staff regarding language:
Due to the politically correct movement, employees of this store must change the languagethey use in the presence of customers. The following is a translation list for employee reference:
No f*cking way – I’m fairly sure that’s not feasible
You’re f*cking kidding – Really?
Who the f*ck are you – Hi, we haven’t met. .
Tell someone who gives a f*ck – Have you run that by. .
No c*nt told me – I wasn’t involved in that project
You don’t know sh*t – You seem perplexed
What the f*ck do you want? – Hello, may I help you?
She’s a ball-busting bitch – She’s assertive
This place is f*cked – We’re a bit disorganised today
Stick it up your @rse – No thanks
You’re a f*cking wanka – You are my supervisor and I respect you
You fat f*cking loser – Gee, that was unfortunate
I don’t give a sh*t – I’ll certainly think it over
Mar 152012