Mar 152012
The parents of two young boys are discussing what to do about their sons foul language. Father eventually comes to a decision." Well we have tried everything else"He says, " I guess the only thing left is corporal punishment. The first little bugger that swears tomorrow will get it".
Early next morning the two boys come downstairs for breakfast. Father asks the first boy, " What would you like for breakfast son?"
The little boy replies, " I think I’ll have some f*ckin" eggs".
SMACK! His father nearly knocks the boy off his feet.
He turns to the second boy and asks him what he would like for breakfast. To which the boy replies, "Well I sure don’t want any f*ckin" eggs".