Mar 152012
Paddie was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
"Ten quid . ." she whispers.
He’d never been with a prostiture before, but he decides, it’s only a tenner. So they hide in the bushes.
They’re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It’s a policeman."What’s going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I’m making love to my wife!, " he answers indignantly.
"Oh, I’m sorry, " says the cop, "I didn’t know."
"Well, " he says, "neider did I, til you shined dat light in her face!!"