Mar 152012
A six-year-old walks into the kitchen where his mom is preparing a mealand says, "Mom, the last few nights I have woken up to this thumpingnoise coming out of your bedroom and when I looked to see what it is, you’re sitting on top of dad and bouncing up and down. Why are you doingthat?"
The startled mother recovers quickly and she says, "Your dad is a littleoverweight and I’m trying to get him back to normal size. I bounce onhim to get all the air out of him."
The little kid just shakes his head and says, "Mom, you’re wasting yourtime because, once a week, that nice-looking lady next door comes over &blows daddy right back up!"