Mar 152012
A man out shopping bought some new condoms. When he got home his wife who noticed the brand -
"Olympic condoms? – What makes them so special?" she asked.
"There are three colours", he replied, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What colour are you going to wear tonight?", she asked.
"Gold of course", said the man.
"Really." she said "Why don’t you wear Silver – it would be nice if you came second for a change !".