Mar 152012
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it’s going to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn’t the spider that crept beside her,
But Little Boy Blue with a horn.
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10, 000 volts went up it’s ass
and turned it’s wool into nylon
Mary had a little lamb
It’s fleece was full of fleas
But even worse the little sod
Had foot and mouth disease