Joe leased an apartment and went to the lobby to put his name on hismailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartmentnext to the mailboxes wearing a robe, Joe smiled at the young woman andshe started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slippedopen, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on, Poor Joe broke outinto a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let’s go tomy apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment, she closed the door and leaned againstit, allowing her robe to fall off.
Now completely naked, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, Joe finally squeaked, "It’s got to be your ears!"
Astounded and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts, they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm andsolid! Look at my skin no blemishes anywhere! How can you feel the bestpart of my body is my ears?!"
Clearing his throat, Joe stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming?"
"Yes . ."
"Well . . . that was me."