Imagine if major companies from all around the worldstarted producing and advertising condoms in the same way theyadvertise their current products:-
Nike Condoms – Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms – The ride of your life.
Sony Condoms – Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms.
Microsoft Condoms – Where do you want to put it today?
Safeway Condoms – Lightening the Load
Abbey National Condoms – Because life’s complicated enough
Ever Ready Condoms – Keep going and going. .
ESSO Condoms- The eye of the Tiger
Pringles Condoms – Once you pop, you just can’t stop.
Burger King Condoms:- Home of the Whopper.
Goodyear Condoms For a longer ride go wide
Ronseal Condoms – does exactly what it says on the packet!
Vauxhall condoms – Raising the Standard!
ONdigital condoms – Plug and Play !!!
L’Oreal condoms – Because I’m worth it
Pepsi Condoms – Taste the difference
Coca-cola Condoms – The real thing.
Guinness Condoms – Good things come to those who wait
Polo Mint Condoms – The one with the hole
Muller Condoms – Pleasure without the pain