Mario and Marie, a nice young couple, were getting married and planned on living withMarie’s mother until they could establish a place of their own. On their wedding night, they went upstairs and were getting ready for bed. Mario started to get undressed, taking off his shirt first, and he had hair all over his chest. Marie ran downstairs and told her mother.
"Mummy!! Mummy!! He?s got hair all over his chest !"
Her mother replied, "Marie, you go upstairs and make your mother proud."
So Marie ran upstairs and found Mario taking off his trousers. He was extremely hairy all over his legs. Marie ran down the steps to tell her mother.
"Mummy, he’s got hair all over his legs."
"Marie, you go upstairs and make your mother proud."
Marie ran upstairs and found her new husband sitting on the bed taking off his socks. Unfortunately, he had lost half of his foot in the war. Marie took one look, and ran downstairs.
"Mummy, Mummy, he’s only got a foot and a half !"
At this, mother yelled, "Marie, you wait here. I’m gonna go upstairs !"