On reaching his seat on the plane a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped into the seat next to him.
When the stewardess asks what they’d like the man requests a cup of coffee, and the parrot squawks "and get me a whisky you lazy bitch."
The stewardess obviously flustered by the parrot’s outburst brings back the whisky but inadvertently forgets the man’s coffee.
As the man quietly points out the omission regarding his coffee to the stewardess the parrot gulps down his drink and shouts "And while you’re at it get me another whisky you useless slut."
Now quite visibly shaken the stewardess comes back with the whisky but still no coffee for the man.
Unaccustomed to such forgetfulness the man decides the best approach is to be like the parrot."Look " he says to the tortured airline hostess, "Look. I’ve asked twice for a cup of coffee you miserable bitch and if you don’t get it for me in a hurry I’m going to slap that ample @rse and kick your ugly head.
The next thing they know two burly stewards wrench both the man and the parrot out of their seats and they are hurled out of the emergency exit. Plunging downwards to the ground the parrot turns to the man and says "for someone who can’t fly you sure are a lippy b@stard."