A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you’ve got to help me. My dick’s gone orange."
The sceptical doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop hispants so he can check. Sure enough the guy’s dick is bright orange.
Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are causedby a lot of stress in a person’s life." Probing as to the causes ofpossible stress, the doctor asks the guy, "How are things going at work?"
The guy responds that he was sacked about six weeks ago and the doctortells him that this must be the cause of the stress. The guy responds, "No. The boss was a b@stard, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every weekand I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple ofweeks ago where I can set my own hours, I’m getting paid double what I goton the old job and my new boss is really great."
So the doc asks the guy, "How’s your home life?"
The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago."The doc figures that this has got to be thereason for all of the guy’s stress.
Guy says, "No. For years all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch."
So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer. He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?"
The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit at home, watch porno films and eat Wotsits."