Mar 152012
A fat woman goes to the doctor with a sore minge.
The doctor asks her to take her clothes off and sit at the corner of the couch. When she is ready he asks her to pull her flaps as wide apart as possible.
Then he asks her to move to the other end of the couch and pull her flaps apart again.
She asks why she’s doing this.
He responds “I’m buying a black couch like that one for home, and I just wanted to see what it looks like with pink cushions”.