Mar 152012
A bloke comes home from work on Friday, walks in his house and says “It’s the weekend, tomorrow, me, you and the dog, we’re all going fishing!”
The wife says “Every Friday for the last 10 years you’ve walked in and said we’re going f*cking fishing, well I’m f*cking fed up with fishing, I’m not f*cking going!!”
“Fair enough” says the husband, “A quick one up the Gary or a blow job and you don’t have to go”
“I’ll give you a blow job then” says the wife.
She bends down and starts to suck his cock, “eeerrrggghhh your cock tastes like sh*te”
“Aye, the dog didn’t want to come either”