Mar 152012
Mary had a little snatch, a teeny tiny hole.
Johnny couldn’t fit it in, his massive manly pole.
He greased her up, squirmed and shoved, and pinched her little tit,
But nothing seemed to work for him, the damn thing would not fit!
So Mary drank a lot of wine, and smoked a little grass,
And just as she was passing out, he shoved it up her ass!