Mar 152012
A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of
toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"
He declines."Thanks for asking, but I’m not hungry right now. I think it’s this Viagra taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she asked if he would like something."A bowl of soup,
home made muffins or maybe a cheese sandwich?"
"No thanks – I’m still not hungry" he says.
Come dinnertime, she again asks if he wants anything to eat."Would you
like a juicy rib-eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a
rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again."No, " he says, "it’s got to be the Viagra. . . I’m still
not hungry."
"Well, " she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I’m starving!"