Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where womencould go to choose a husband from among many men. Itwas laid out in five floors, with the men increasingin positive attributes as you ascended. The onlyrule was, once you opened the door to any floor, youHAD to choose a man from that floor. If you went upa floor, you couldn’t go back down except to leavethe place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centreto find some husbands. . .
First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs andlove kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that’s better than not having a job or not lovingkids, but I wonder what’s further up?" So up theywent.
Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm, "said the ladies, "But, I wonder what’s further up?"
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help withthe housework." "Wow, " said the women, "Verytempting." But there was another floor, so furtherup they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have highpaying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romanticstreak." "Oh, mercy me, " they cried, "Just thinkwhat must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said,
The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs.