A man goes to his doctors with a huge and embarrassing problem. He has a 25 inch penis and every time a girl sees it, they always say its too big and he never gets laid. So he goes to the doctor hoping there was something he could do to help him. The doctor said he wouldn’t feel comfortable doing surgery, but he knew of a witch doctor who could be able to help, so the doctor gave the man directions, and the man went thinking he would try anything to help him with this dilemma.
When he arrived at the witch doctors, he explained the situation and the witch doctor thought for a few moments before saying "I know of a way to help. Deep in the forset directly south of here, you will find an ugly pixie. Approach this pixie, and ask her to marry you. The pixie will reply NO! and as she says that word, your penis shall shrink by 5 inches."
The man didnt believe in this nonsense, but he thought he had nothing to lose, so he did as instructed, and sure enough he happened upon the pixie. He approached her, thinking about how stupid he felt. And mumbled "Pixie will you marry me?" to which the pixie looked him up and down, and replied "NO!"
The man felt an unusual tingling sensation, and sure enough his penis was actually 5 inches shorter. Amazed the man laughed with joy, and thought at 20 inches it was still too big, so he approached the pixie again, and asked again "Pixie will you marry me?" to which the pixie, looked at the man, seeming rather annoyed this time, and replied "NO!!!"
The man looked down and saw his penis shrink again to 15 inches. He thought to himself "This is amazing, just 5 more inches and I will have the perfect penis."
He approached the pixie for a third time and said "Pixie, will you marry me?"
This time the pixie looked at the man, with pure anger burning in her eyes and she screamed "I’VE TOLD YOU TWICE NOW! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK HEAD! NO! NO! NO!!!"