Mar 152012
A Scotsman an Italian and an Irishman were in an English pub one night, when the Scotsman says "At my local you buy the 1st drink and the 2nd drink, then they give you the 3rd drink free."
"That’s nothing" says the Italian "At home in my country, youa buya the 1st drink they buya you the 2nd drink and you gat a freea pasta meala!"
The Irishman looks up and says "That’s nothing in Dublin THEY buy you the 1st drink and the second drink and the 3rd then they take you down the alleyway and give you a damn good f*ck!"
"Wow" say the Scotsman and the Italian "Has this happend to you?""No" says the Irishman, "but that’s what my sister says"