On their way to get married a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple are sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter turn up to register them. While waiting they wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally shows up and they ask him.
St. Peter says, "I don’t know, this is the first time anyone ever asked."Let me go find out, " and he leaves.
The couple sit around for a couple of months and begin towonder if they really should get married in Heaven, what with the eternalaspect of it all.
"What if it doesn’t work out?" they wonder, "Are we stuck togetherforever?"
St. Peter returns after another month, looking somewhatbedraggled."Yes, " he informs the couple, "you can get married in Heaven."
"Great, " say the couple, "but what if things don’t work out?Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground."What’s wrong?" exclaim the frightened couple.
"Jeez!" St. Peter exclaims, "It took me three months to find a priest uphere ! Do you have any idea how long it’s going to take me to find alawyer?"