Freddie Mercury, Versace and Princess Di arrive at the Pearly gates. St Peter explainsthat only one can get through and that they each have to put forward their case forentry.
Freddie says "I know I haven’t led a perfect life and I’ve made some mistakes alongthe way, but I’ve made some of the most beautiful music in the world. I’ll stand at the back of heaven, and serenade everybody with my wondrous songs, making heaven afar happier place to be"
"Pretty good, Fred" said St Peter, "what about you Gianni?"
Versace says, "I make the most beautiful clothes in the world. I’ll completelyredesign the fashions up here, from the archangels to the cherubs to the choirboys. Asyou well know Pete if you look good you will feel good and that will make heaven amuch happier place"
"Not bad" says St Peter."What about you Di?"
Diana doesn’t say a word, instead she lifts up her skirt and pulls down her knickers, inserts a full bottle of Evian water into her @rse, lets the water shoot up inside her andthen gush out all over the floor.
"Excellent, you’re in" says St Peter
"Hold on a f*cking minute" says Freddie "She didn’t even say anything"
"Bollocks, Fred you know the rules" says St Peter, "A royal flush beats a pair ofQueens. . . ."