Mar 152012
40 gypsies arrived at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter consults with God and says "We’ve only got room for 12 so you’ll have to decide amongst yourselves who comes into the house of the Lord"
Five minutes later St. Peter says to God "I don’t believe it – they’ve gone!!"
God says "What? All 40?"
St Peter says "No!!! The f*cking gates!!!"